Plus...the means of execution these days have been softened by bureaucracy...do you know that they wipe an inmate's arm with alcohol before they give him a lethal injection? Oh yeah...wouldn't wanna give the poor guy an infection before we kill him. Jesus christ.

When's the last time we burned anybody at the stake? Or beheaded someone? Them were the days!
Hell...I'd pay to see that shit! Seriously!