A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass
surgery. He
awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic
hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how
he
was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance.
He
replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he
had
money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked,
"Do
you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a
spinster
sister, who is a nun." The nun got a little perturbed and announced
loudly.
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God!"
The patient replies, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law".
