"Oh no! Dear me! Anyone else realize that the town's name predates the use of 'Hamburger' to describe a slab of beef between two buns?"
Also describes Kristogar and Nowhereman's "quality time": a slab of beef between two buns.
"Note the use of 'unhealthy' stuck in the sentence. They don't give up, do they? Never mind some of are in great health and do consume meat daily."
Nowhereman consumes Kristogar's meat daily, and Kristogar says he's in tip-top shape!
