Real Name: David Finn

Date of Birth: 8/31/1974

Age: 29 (30 this month...but you woulda known that if you'd taken the two seconds to do the math, y'lazy bum!)

Sex: Male

Hometown: Born in South Boston, MA. Currently live in Abington, MA.

Occupation: Evening Foreman (manager), Boston/Metro South for Verizon.

Nationality: American. Father is Irish. Mother is Italian.

Marital Status: Single in that I'm not married. But I've been living with my girlfriend for about 6 years. So it's like marriage with a slightly easier escape clause.

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: 250 lbs...and dropping.

Eye Color: Blue, but they turn green or grey depending on what I'm wearing, what the sky looks like, and/or what my mood is. Shades of blue also vary.

Hair Color: Brown with a white streak in the back (it's a birthmark)

Religion: Father is rarely-practicing Roman Catholic. Mother is Wiccan (they're divorced, but not because of religion...long story). I'm passively Roman Catholic in that I was raised Roman Catholic, but am able to call shenanigans on the religion too much to really practice it. I'm spiritual, not religious.

Eating habits: Omniverous, bordering on carniverous. I can count on one hand, and have fingers left over, the foods I will not eat.

Aversions: Mushrooms, olives, beets, and brussel sprouts. My meat has to be cooked all the way through. I hate willful stupidity.

Sports: I'm a die-hard Red Sox fan. I follow baseball religiously, especially the off-season. Otherwise, I'm a passive fan at best. I'll catch a sport if it's on the air and someone I'm with wants to watch it. But I don't seek any other sport out.

Politics: Apathetic.

Favorite Movies: Too many to mention. But lemme throw out Kill Bill, Say Anything, Trading Places, Grosse Point Blank, High Fidelity, Ninja Scroll, Spider-Man, Dave, Silverado, and A Few Good Men (to name a few).

Favorite TV Shows: Iron Chef, Good Eats, While You Were Out, Trading Spaces, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, and (God help me) the Cosby Show.

Favorite Music: I listen to a lot of everything. What I'm listening to right now is Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Liz Phair, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Reverend Horton Heat, old Aerosmith, and Social Distortion.

Favorite Authors: Neil Gaiman, Dennis Lehane, Andrew Vachss, Elmore Leonard, Terry Pratchett, Harlan Ellison, old Stephen King, Richard Matheson, John D. MacDonald, Grant Morrison, Arthur Conan Doyle, Scott McCloud, David Schow, the splatterpunk school of horror, and Joe R. Lansdale.

Food: Thai more than Chinese. Italian, Mexican, Southwestern...

Hobbies: Reading (books and comics), Movies, Listening to Music, Golf, Watching the Red Sox, Role-Playing Games, Playing with my Atari 2600 and my Nintendo Emulator, Editing my girlfriend's novel while simultaneously trying to start at LEAST one of my own

Pets: My gal and I have three cats: Grifter (my cat, the oldest), Doc (definitely her's, as he wants nothing to do with me), and Samara (the youngest - she's a kitten - and somehow seems to like me best)


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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