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Realism, schmealism.

Liv Tyler's immortal elf volunteers to give up her eternal life for a single romance with a human man. Could any man really be that well endowed? I find it unlikely.



But that [censored] with the Orcs, Goblins, Trolls, Dwarves, Wizards, Elves, Walking + Talking Trees and Hobbits was real!!

Amusing article.

And that's terrible.