I saw a website once (wish I still had the link) which showed how Britney Spears'... uh... "spears" actually changed sizes several times in her career. They were fairly small when she began her "singing" career (she's a singer?), then were quite large during one MTV-something-or-another dance number, and then were fairly small again when she made that movie. Those boobies are like some kind of parasitic shape-changing aliens, I think... but I'm not complaining. I like boobies of all sizes.

Uh... what were we talking about, again?