RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Media James Brown appointed secretary of soul and foreign minister of funk. Hell freezes.

A Report on the insanity.

Looks like Colin Powell has been hitting offa JB's pipe.

However, I do agree with this appointment. We need a man in the government who knows ka-razy... And can dish out the Big Payback when needed.

This is the greatest achievement in human history.

I smell conspiracy.

I'm more than willing to give James Brown the respect he's due for his contributions to music, but in my mind, and I'm sure that there's quite a few people out there who would agree, but if anyone should be appointed a fake diplomatic title "foreign minister of funk", it should be George Clinton.

And suddenly, Clinton is arrested, and days later, this "position" is created for James Brown. Something smells rotten.

Get on up!

And where is Bootsy collins at right now?

JB's first official act was to fire Bootsy... again.

Botsy's response?

I'm Bootsy, baby!

Fa shizzle dizzle!