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Message to all the newbies: #247152 2004-01-06 2:21 AM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,142 Grimm's conscience Kristogar Velo 5000+ posts
Kristogar Velo 5000+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,142 Grimm's conscience	I was so young when I was born My eyes could not yet see And by the time of my first dawn Somebody holding me . . . they said I welcome you to Crackerbox Palace We've been expecting you You bring such joy in Crackerbox Palace No matter where you roam know our love is true While growing up or trying to Not knowing where to start I looked around for someone who May help reveal my heart - someone said While you're a part of Crackerbox Palace Do what the rest all do Or face the fact that Crackerbox Palace May have no other choice than to deport you I welcome you to Crackerbox Palace We've been expecting you You bring us joy in Crackerbox Palace No matter where you roam know our love is true Sometimes are good . . . sometimes are bad That's all a part of life And standing in between them all I met a Mr. Grief - and he said I welcome you to Crackerbox Palace Was not expecting you Let's rap and tap at Crackerbox Palace Know that the Lord is well and inside of you And we welcome you to Crackerbox Palace We've been expecting you You bring such joy in Crackerbox Palace No matter where you roam know our love is true

Re: Message to all the newbies: Kristogar Velo #247153 2004-01-06 2:22 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	As you can see, it is a ransom note. Sent by cowards. Men who are unable to achieve on a level field of play. Men who will not sign their names. Weaklings. Bums.

Re: Message to all the newbies: Irwin Schwab #247154 2004-01-06 2:28 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts
Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here	That's a bummer man. That's... that's a bummer. Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over the fantastic idea that when you are looking at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is guaranteed to have on her -- a cunt! They all have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts -- for fucking! Sunday-Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Saturday

Re: Message to all the newbies: Jack Mehoff #247155 2004-01-06 6:36 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home THE Franta 10000+ posts
THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home	more BOOBIES please.... too blessed to be stressed

Re: Message to all the newbies: THE Franta #247156 2004-01-06 11:27 PM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 33 Dawg 25+ posts
Dawg 25+ posts Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 33	FREEDOM? If I'm gonna die for a word, my word is... poonTANG.

Re: Message to all the newbies: Dawg #247157 2004-01-06 11:39 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Is that another word for cock?

Re: Message to all the newbies: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #247158 2004-01-06 11:47 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 78 Shomer Shabbas Walter Shut the fuck up Donny 25+ posts
Walter Shut the fuck up Donny 25+ posts Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 78 Shomer Shabbas	Thats pronounced "the" cock. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Re: Message to all the newbies: Walter #247159 2004-01-06 11:48 PM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts
Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here	It's pronounced "Bull LOVES the cock!" Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over the fantastic idea that when you are looking at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is guaranteed to have on her -- a cunt! They all have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts -- for fucking! Sunday-Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Saturday

Re: Message to all the newbies: Jack Mehoff #247160 2004-01-06 11:49 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 78 Shomer Shabbas Walter Shut the fuck up Donny 25+ posts
Walter Shut the fuck up Donny 25+ posts Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 78 Shomer Shabbas	Oh what a lovely tea party. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Re: Message to all the newbies: Dawg #247161 2004-01-07 12:43 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 129 Parris Island Marine Base Gunnery Sergeant Hartman 100+ posts
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman 100+ posts Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 129 Parris Island Marine Base	Quote: *Dawg said:* FREEDOM? If I'm gonna die for a word, my word is... poonTANG. YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS BUT UNDER FIRE ANIMAL-MOTHER IS ONE OF THE FINAST HUMAN BEINGS.... If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!

Re: Message to all the newbies: THE Franta #247162 2004-01-08 5:56 PM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,142 Grimm's conscience Kristogar Velo 5000+ posts
Kristogar Velo 5000+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,142 Grimm's conscience	Neo! I believe! And that's terrible.

Re: Message to all the newbies: Kristogar Velo #247163 2005-07-01 5:24 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 120 teentitan2002 100+ posts
teentitan2002 100+ posts Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 120	SUCK MY HAIRY COCK!

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