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Seriously!
Seriously, you're a no-talent, no-brain douchebag. Seriously.
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Oooh. A "googled" image.
A retarded fourth-grader is on the phone. She wants her witty retort back.
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Maybe you'd like to try to keep up. You post as though you'd like to, but it's obvious you don't have the ability.
I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.
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Donny,please.
More lame inside jokes. Always good to see you guys resort to the old-standby security blankets when you feel threatened.
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Stop thinking and that wouldn't happen, shit-for-brains.
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cursing is the result of frustration, the nature boys won, the rest of your board realized it, dont be so stubborn....
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cursing is the result of frustration, the nature boys won, the rest of your board realized it, dont be so stubborn....
R-I-G-H-T. Dream up another one, Dr. Laura. You cursed in the topic header, dumbfuck.
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language....
VERY GOOD, Franta. We are using language here. You get a gold star next to your name.
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Seriously, I think trutildeth wants to love Bull's cock!
Seriously!
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language....
VERY GOOD, Franta. We are using language here. You get a gold star next to your name.
Racist!
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Hm.
This trutildeth, or lildeth, or whatever it is seems to think itself witty.
Yet, that whole "Fourth grader called" remark was, well, something a fourth grader would come up with, and the Dr. Laura remark... well... I think people stopped giving a shit about Dr. Laura... last century.
Yet, it calls the NBz immature and stupid.
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
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Hm.
This trutildeth, or lildeth, or whatever it is seems to think itself witty.
Yet, that whole "Fourth grader called" remark was, well, something a fourth grader would come up with, and the Dr. Laura remark... well... I think people stopped giving a shit about Dr. Laura... last century.
Yet, it calls the NBz immature and stupid.
And the best you can come up with is a half-assed attempt at butchering a username? And that lame attempt is plagiarized from another poster?
Yes. I am wittier than you. I don't recall saying anything about anyone's maturity here, though i have found in life that people who go around touting themselves as "more mature than you" are generally overcompensating for the fact that they're insecure about the same attribute in themselves.
Have a moment of clarity and come to the realization that you are having a discussion in a forum at a [u]comic-book website. Get real, you insufferable twat.
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So much to learn... First off, ya need to use humor. Blind anger isn't going to cut it. Gets old. Second, after reading the stuff at the Natureverse, I must say that I agree with the LLance hating policy. And, since this is your first rehearsal, I'll clue you into the Lildeth joke... Lildeth was a poster at the old DCU Message Boards. the NBz.. .well, I don't know what they did to him. But, it must've been something. His name has been a running gag since. And, I am well aware that this is all words on a page. A Way to become tired before I finally go to sleep. That's why I'm no longer capable of mustering the kind of blind, useless hatred and anger you seem to have. It's not worth it. It's no fun. Now, just work on that humor aspect, and you'll be okay. Ya remind me of a young me, ya do. 
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So much to learn...
First off, ya need to use humor. Blind anger isn't going to cut it. Gets old.
Second, after reading the stuff at the Natureverse, I must say that I agree with the LLance hating policy.
And, since this is your first rehearsal, I'll clue you into the Lildeth joke...
Lildeth was a poster at the old DCU Message Boards. the NBz.. .well, I don't know what they did to him. But, it must've been something. His name has been a running gag since.
First, let me clue you in to how I don't give a shit about your history or your inside jokes. They're funny to you, keep them to yourselves. Here's a little "humor" tip for you: If you have to explain it, it's not funny.
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Is this love
is this love
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Hey, tell them!
I don't even get half the in-jokes! But, that's what makes them "in"side jokes... or, 2 percenters, if you're a Family Guy fan.
And like I say... more humor!
The level of Llance hatred is fine, but more humor!
Smile when you call Llance a cocksucker! Give him a worthy adversary! He will do naught but laugh if you try and pull off some holier than thou bullshit! However, if you call him a "semen swilling, baby raping, closet homosexual whom performs oral gratification upon his dog whilst molesting the corpse of his grandmother", LLance will take pause, and return the insult in kind.
Remember, the more outlandish the accusations, the more interesting the flame war will be.
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So when I told you Darth Vader had murdered your father it was true, from a certain point of view.
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Remember, the more outlandish the accusations, the more interesting the flame war will be.
That's where we differ. Hyperbole isn't funny because it isn't true. I'd rather bust you when you're just being stupid.
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I know the feeling.
I was the same way once. Back in the olden days... when we had to walk 10 miles to get to the nearest message board, and we had to chisel out our posts onto stone tablets, and have the blacksmith forge them, and all that sort of rot.
But, if you're going to fight the NBz, logic will not work. It's like... pulling the bullet out of JFK's cranium, and throwing it at George W. Bush... it don't make sense!
Sometimes, ya have to come down to your opponent's level....
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Disagreed. They've been dominated. We already outdid them at their own game, so they can pull up their "absurdist defenses" all they want. I've already goaded them into getting mad at me, starting threads about me with hundreds of posts and calling me "gay", what more proof is needed that I'm under their skin?
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I'm not mad.
I like you.
You start threads about me.
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Your Mxy, right?
This is all just an elborate gag, right?
Ha ha on ol Jaburg.
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Back in the olden days... when we had to walk 10 miles to get to the nearest message board, and we had to chisel out our posts onto stone tablets, and have the blacksmith forge them, and all that sort of rot.
The thing I hated most about all that was when the 'smith would double post and we'd have to pay him for both. 
And that's terrible.
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Disagreed. They've been dominated. We already outdid them at their own game, so they can pull up their "absurdist defenses" all they want. I've already goaded them into getting mad at me, starting threads about me with hundreds of posts and calling me "gay", what more proof is needed that I'm under their skin?
I don't know what you think you did, but there have been many others in the past that claimed they "dominated" the NBz, when in reality they were either being ignored, or being laughed at because they were playing the NBz game.
And they call each other gay all the time, so that's not a sign that you've bothered them in the least.
And that's terrible.
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Kristogar Velo said:I don't know what you think you did, but there have been many others in the past that claimed they "dominated" the NBz, when in reality they were either being ignored, or being laughed at because they were playing the NBz game.
And they call each other gay all the time, so that's not a sign that you've bothered them in the least.
R-I-G-H-T. That's why there have been over six threads either about me or them convincing themselves they've won. Keep trying.
If they were ignoring the whole thing, why would they keep trying to register new aliases?
Laugh Out Loud.
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Ooh, six whole threads! Wow, can I have your autograph? I've had hundreds of threads started about me when I'm fighting the NBz, and I didn't go around all big headed about it. It's just a message board.
And the reason they keep registering new IDs is because when they push you, you keep trying to push back. That's the joke. They drop a few meaningless comments here and there, you keep coming back more and more upset.
Laugh. Out. Loud.
And that's terrible.
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Ooh, six whole threads! Wow, can I have your autograph? I've had hundreds of threads started about me when I'm fighting the NBz,
Sure you did. Link, please?
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And the reason they keep registering new IDs is because when they push you, you keep trying to push back. That's the joke. They drop a few meaningless comments here and there, you keep coming back more and more upset.
Too bad they're incapable of doing any more "pushing".
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That game was crap even when you got it for free.
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Strange game.
The only winning move is not to play.
Would you like to play a nice game of chess?
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