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After last night's anti-climatic melodrama at the Natureverse w/ Mr. Issues and gay sidekick I find I cannot post at the Natureverse today. Could I actually have been banned? THAT would be a tremendous joke in of itself and much funnier than any of the inane idiocy Mr. Issues and gay sidekick thought they were perpetuating last night!
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it seems you really got under his skin, he dedicated a topic to you!
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Everybody Lloves a LLance, so why don't you?
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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He shows his nipple in the pic! who wouldn't love that!?
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He shows his nipple in the pic! who wouldn't love that!?
Joel?
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Mighty Mammiferious Manboobs.
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Wait until they found out Larry is actually LLance!
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LLance is also cooler than me. Anybody that drinks gravy as a beveradge has a leg-up, evolutionarily speaking.
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He couldn't possibly be cooler than you, there's no such thing.
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He couldn't possibly be cooler than you, there's no such thing.
Please see the previous response.
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"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/blogban3.jpg) [/center] [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/jlamiska.jpg) [/center]
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Yes I'm quite positive Mr. Issues is now and forever my love slave! He protest way too much and we all know that's just another way of saying, "I wanna have your baby, LLance!" Poor bastard. I've ruined him for any other man. <Giggle!>
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It looks like Llance has found some new playmates!
No longer must LLance and I go for each other's throats like rabid wolverines.
...Now what?
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RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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It looks like Llance has found some new playmates!
No longer must LLance and I go for each other's throats like rabid wolverines.
...Now what?
Fat people always smell like government cheese.
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Or gubment depending on region.
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It looks like Llance has found some new playmates!
No longer must LLance and I go for each other's throats like rabid wolverines.
...Now what?
Fat people always smell like government cheese.
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You don't smell the cheese around me gayboy. Must be your boyfriend's ass you're smelling since that's where your nose is stuck 24/7!
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It looks like Llance has found some new playmates!
No longer must LLance and I go for each other's throats like rabid wolverines.
...Now what?
Now you can blow me! Now doesn't this feel like old times or what?
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He couldn't possibly be cooler than you, there's no such thing.
Please see the previous response.
NO SUCH THING, DAMMIT!
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We talk about blow jobs, monkeys and Kimis tits a lot.
Now who wants a blow job from a monkey while licking Kimis tits?
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COWS???
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We talk about blow jobs, monkeys and Kimis tits a lot.
Now who wants a blow job from a monkey while licking Kimis tits?
Damn if everybody's hand in the room didn't go up!
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I'm bumping this thread BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!!!! 
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I'm bumping this thread BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!!!!
...and because the idea of a blowjob from a monkey reeeeaaallllyyy turns you on.
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BJ and the Bear, indeed... OohOoh! AahAah!
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I'm bumping this thread BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!!!!
...and because the idea of a blowjob from a monkey reeeeaaallllyyy turns you on.
Now now FNB. Now everybody is going to know my pet name for you is "Monkey"..
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FMB=Fine Monkey Blowjobs? 
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FNB and his monkey "shines"!
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LLance is also cooler than me. Anybody that drinks gravy as a beverage has a leg-up, evolutionarily speaking.
That's about the only way to get one of his legs up without a winch.
But that only makes me respect him more . . .
Sometimes I wish I didn't know now the things I didn't know then.
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So Bibbo...
Have ya ever seen a grown LLance naked?
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And that's terrible.
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