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 Get a kick out of the Lego adaptation of the Bible at The Brick Testament . Sacrilicious!
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Why is he naked and what did they do with his wanky?
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He's Jesus, dumbass!
Jesus didn't have any equipment! He was too holy for such things!
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Is this merchandise from Mel Gibson's Jesus movie?
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Lego Jesus has claws like the LOST IN SPACE robot. 
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"DANGER, DANGER, MARY MAGDALENE!"
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Lego Jesus says :
" Though I die on the cross, I am
the redeemer of Lego souls on this planet. "
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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When Lego Jesus was born, was he originally a Duplo Jesus?
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When Lego Jesus was born, was he originally a Duplo Jesus?
The second coming will be a Mindstorms Jesus!
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When Lego Jesus was born, was he originally a Duplo Jesus?
No, I believe he was a Fisher Price Lil' People Jesus.
He had a doggie, too.
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What was Jesus's dogs name?? 
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It was called Whydontihaveapenis. Jesus named him during his teen years.
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Smile on, Lego Jesus... spinal meningitis got me down.
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It makes Lego Jesus cry when people don't make posts about him in here. 
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I've just bought Transformer Jesus,he turns into both water & wine!
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Sometimes I wish I didn't know now the things I didn't know then.
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Transformers! Jesus in Disguise! Or : Lego Jesus - Saving souls One Lego person at a Time!
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I've just bought Transformer Jesus,he turns into both water & wine!
I betcha he couldn't take down Voltron!
Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over the fantastic idea that when you are looking at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is guaranteed to have on her -- a cunt! They all have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts -- for fucking!
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I wonder who would win in a fight - Jesus Versus The Avengers? This is assuming Kang or Immortus had Jesus under their control. I can almost see it now... A hell in a Cell match Between Thor and Jesus.
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Now, is this pre-crisis, or Post-Crisis Jesus?
I mean, Pre-Crisis, Jesus could move planets by pushing on 'em and shit. Post-Crisis, it's all J-Man can do to walk on water, then turn it into an ocean of 151!!!
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I've just bought Transformer Jesus,he turns into both water & wine!
He'd be pretty useful in the Superfriends.
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I've just bought Transformer Jesus,he turns into both water & wine!
He'd be pretty useful in the Superfriends.
No way!
Jan and Zayna would crucify him (again) for stealing their bit, and Aquaman would be elbow-deep in Jesus every five minutes under the pretense of "recharging himself".
That would only end in fire.
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I've just bought Transformer Jesus,he turns into both water & wine!
He'd be pretty useful in the Superfriends.
No way!
Jan and Zayna would crucify him (again) for stealing their bit, and Aquaman would be elbow-deep in Jesus every five minutes under the pretense of "recharging himself".
That would only end in fire.
Hmmmm...so then Aquaman would be hooked on
Jesus??
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Just dont let Tony Stark near him when he is in wine mode!
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I'm hoping to see the movie version by Lego Mel Gibson.
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If Lego GOD dies, does Lego JESUS take over the family business???? 
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You sound like Lego Nietzche.
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Illogical. I am more Like Lego Spock. 
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And I'm like Lego John Holmes! 
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Lego Jesus is crying cause no one is giving him any attention!
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Jesus vs. Ditka...
Kind of a close one there, Bob. Gotta go with da Jesus on this one. But Ditka doesn't get shut out.
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Jesus is half human, but he has super powers.
He can heal people, fly, transmute one object into another, super strength, etc. His one vulnerability
is that he dies if he's nailed to a cross.
Ya think he could beat up the Avengers?
Justice league? Galactus? The Beyonder?
Satan?????
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But like all good superheroes, his death didn't stick (hell, you might say it was all a sales ploy to cash in on the cache of a resurrection!) And don't forget that there are plans to bring him back one day for an event storyline! 
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Jesus : The Return !!!! Subtitled : " It's the End Of The World, as we know it, and I feel Divine. " 
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Ok, since not enough people got the message when the REAL Jesus appeared 2,000 years ago, I feel Jesus should most certainly come back, but he ought to manifest a DIFFERENT appearance this time. First of all, the skinny carpentar look was ok back in 30 A.D., but it just won't cut it in the 21 st century. Jesus needs to come back as a Bad Ass biker type. A Bad ass that will make Governer Arnold look like Alfred E. Nueman. Jesus should come back and be : Six foot 10 inches tall. Weigh about 400 pounds. Have arms bigger than my 38 inch waist. Have tattoos all over his arms - the usual biker Tatts - Skulls, crossbones, a tattoo of his face as he looked before, and dragons and snakes and cool stuff like that. He ought to have long hair down to his ass, tied in a braided ponytail, and a long ZZ Top length beard. He ought to perpetually have a cigar he's chompin' on, and wear a t - shirt, leather vest, and jeans, and leather boots. He should come back on a Harley, the biggest most massive one that Harley makes. He ought to carry a Phaser Rifle this time..oh, hell, what does he need a Phaser for?? He can just emit Heat vision from his eyes, and atomic rays from his hands. He ought to manifest the FULL range of ALL super powers represented in Marvel, DC comics, and the independant Comic companies, too. THIS Jesus doesn't take any shit!! He's back! He's Bad! He is out to make all sinners repent!!! He could blow up stuff, disintegrate the truly evil bad guys, and make examples of some of them..nail some criminals to crosses, etc. He could say, " We can either do things MY way....... or the REALLY Fuckin' hard way!! " And the world might take heed this time, especially if he ' lectrocutes the Taliban, etc. Ok, this is just a bullshit fantasy....We don't REALLY want Jesus to be that Bad ass..........Or do we??? Anyway, it'd make one HELL of a Good movie! Or a mini series. Who ya think ought draw and write it??????
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I think Jesus should come back as a member of KISS.
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