Ok, since not enough people got the message when
the REAL Jesus appeared 2,000 years ago, I feel
Jesus should most certainly come back, but he ought
to manifest a DIFFERENT appearance this time.
First of all, the skinny carpentar look was ok back in
30 A.D., but it just won't cut it in the 21 st century.
Jesus needs to come back as a Bad Ass biker type.
A Bad ass that will make Governer Arnold look like Alfred E. Nueman.
Jesus should come back and be :
Six foot 10 inches tall.
Weigh about 400 pounds.
Have arms bigger than my 38 inch waist.
Have tattoos all over his arms - the usual biker
Tatts - Skulls, crossbones, a tattoo of his face as he
looked before, and dragons and snakes and cool
stuff like that.
He ought to have long hair down to his ass, tied in a
braided ponytail, and a long ZZ Top length beard.
He ought to perpetually have a cigar he's chompin'
on, and wear a t - shirt, leather vest, and jeans, and leather boots.
He should come back on a Harley, the biggest most
massive one that Harley makes.
He ought to carry a Phaser Rifle this time..oh, hell,
what does he need a Phaser for?? He can just emit
Heat vision from his eyes, and atomic rays from his
hands. He ought to manifest the FULL range of ALL
super powers represented in Marvel, DC comics, and the independant Comic companies, too.
THIS Jesus doesn't take any shit!! He's back! He's Bad!
He is out to make all sinners repent!!!
He could blow up stuff, disintegrate the truly evil bad
guys, and make examples of some of them..nail some
criminals to crosses, etc.
He could say, " We can either do things MY way.......
or the REALLY Fuckin' hard way!! "
And the world might take heed this time, especially if he
' lectrocutes the Taliban, etc.
Ok, this is just a bullshit fantasy....We don't REALLY want Jesus to be that Bad ass..........Or do we???
Anyway, it'd make one HELL of a Good movie!
Or a mini series.
Who ya think ought draw and write it??????
