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And I'm bored.
And these threads all suck.
And who the hell is Rob Kamphausen?
Why should I care?
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I'm New.
And I'm bored.
And these threads all suck.
And who the hell is Rob Kamphausen?
Why should I care?
I think we know who's gonna be blowing everyone tonight!
I like my balls cradled. Remember that, and you'll be fine.
First National Bastard
-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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Captain of Outer Space... KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!! 
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Captain of Outer Space...
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
Well, if he's gonna blow you, silly, he's gonna have to kneel!
I mean, unless ya lay him down, and just start thrusting your penis in his mouth. You are Zod. You could probably smash out his teeth and even punch through his lips with that eeeeeevil bad Kryptonian penis of yours. Hell, yer yellow sun powered semen could put his eyes out!
First National Bastard
-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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Rob Kamphausen is our GOB! Defecate before him and maybe he'll let you stay.
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Defecate on his chest, and he pays good money!
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Wow. I really feel welcome here.  Do you treat all new blood this way?
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And that's terrible.
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Yeah-- the women (and Llance) have to post booby pics.
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Wow. I really feel welcome here.
Do you treat all new blood this way?
If'n a newbie can't take the hazing period, odds are they'll be eaten alive over time. Most likely by LLance.
We don't brook no sensitive types here! G'ob hates they way they whimper and cry when he anally fists them.
First National Bastard
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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You never cry though...right? 
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Captain of Outer Space...
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
Well, if he's gonna blow you, silly, he's gonna have to kneel!
He might be a midget!
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Think trojan horse. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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JQ prefers the Trojan Donkey!
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Wow. I really feel welcome here.
Do you treat all new blood this way?
If'n a newbie can't take the hazing period, odds are they'll be eaten alive over time. Most likely by LLance.
We don't brook no sensitive types here! G'ob hates they way they whimper and cry when he anally fists them.
Chrsit, you sound like an Issue9mm wannabe. 
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He..uh...ain't kidding. LLance probably will eat you, or at least try. And when Rob fists you, you have to say, "Eh, what a lovely day for a teaparty. Yeah, Mr. Belvedere?" None of us understood the Belvedere thing.
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No, I have a sense of humor. Plus, I don't believe a single word I post... and neither does anyone else. I been doing this schtick since 1999... long before there was an issues9mm. Perhaps you would do better on some other board... like the one at www.milksops.com , or at http://boards.iamalittlegirlyman.net , or even www.athanon.comThose boards should be sensitive and coddling enough for ya.
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
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Chrsit, you sound like an Issue9mm wannabe.
Those losers only wish they could be FNB.
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No, I have a sense of humor. Plus, I don't believe a single word I post... and neither does anyone else. I been doing this schtick since 1999... long before there was an issues9mm.
Perhaps you would do better on some other board... like the one at www.milksops.com , or at http://boards.iamalittlegirlyman.net , or even www.athanon.com
Those boards should be sensitive and coddling enough for ya.
I like how you automatically write me off after a mere 3 posts. That really says a lot about you.
You used to be a lot more interesting, Shane. I remember the good times. But christ, you now sound like every other message board troll not worth their own shit.
So what the hell happened to the wit I remember? Did you just jump the shark? Did you stop getting laid? What the hell could possibly happen to make you so fucking pathetic?
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G-g-g-girl!! 
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No, I have a sense of humor. Plus, I don't believe a single word I post... and neither does anyone else. I been doing this schtick since 1999... long before there was an issues9mm.
Perhaps you would do better on some other board... like the one at www.milksops.com , or at http://boards.iamalittlegirlyman.net , or even www.athanon.com
Those boards should be sensitive and coddling enough for ya.
I like how you automatically write me off after a mere 3 posts. That really says a lot about you.
You used to be a lot more interesting, Shane. I remember the good times. But christ, you now sound like every other message board troll not worth their own shit.
So what the hell happened to the wit I remember? Did you just jump the shark? Did you stop getting laid? What the hell could possibly happen to make you so fucking pathetic?
:waitingforeithermoregreatnuggetsofbitingwitfromFNBorarandomnonsensicalpostfromBSAMS:
Who the HELL do you think you are.........get out of my arena before I have you arrested.......you piece of filth.
I ALWAYS WIN.....I'M A BILLIONAIRE GODDAMMIT!!!!!!
Torrie Wilson Sucks A Mean Cock
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I think I might take a cue from BSAMS. From now on, it's all retarded posting, all the time from me.
WEEEE THIS IS COOL DOODZ WHATS UP IM COOL C YA LATERZ
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No, I have a sense of humor. Plus, I don't believe a single word I post... and neither does anyone else. I been doing this schtick since 1999... long before there was an issues9mm.
Perhaps you would do better on some other board... like the one at www.milksops.com , or at http://boards.iamalittlegirlyman.net , or even www.athanon.com
Those boards should be sensitive and coddling enough for ya.
I like how you automatically write me off after a mere 3 posts. That really says a lot about you.
You used to be a lot more interesting, Shane. I remember the good times. But christ, you now sound like every other message board troll not worth their own shit.
So what the hell happened to the wit I remember? Did you just jump the shark? Did you stop getting laid? What the hell could possibly happen to make you so fucking pathetic?
:waitingforeithermoregreatnuggetsofbitingwitfromFNBorarandomnonsensicalpostfromBSAMS:
Eh. It's a new millennium. Things change. My wit came from my anger. Now, my anger is pretty much gone. So, I became a caricature of myself... which is odd, considering how the EPT/FNB Persona was always just a ramped up, over the top version of my personality in the first place. Can one be a caricature of a caricature? That is for better folk than I to decide. But, until they do, I'll be here having fun. Because, in those old, witty days, it was only a perverse type of fun I was having. I took everything seriously. Why, it's almost like my life was various message boards. But, with time and age came wisdom, and I realized the phrase I had been saying for years wasn't just a platitude... this is all just words on a screen, solely for amusement and pleasure. It's a way to waste time until I can go to sleep (goddamned graveyard shift), to be forgotten until the next time I happen to sign on.
I Save my real wit for reality now. And, if caring more about reality than the virtual equivalent of masturbation makes me pathetic, then so I am. 
First National Bastard
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Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
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PS: Anyone who would like a copy of Triumvirate's new... well... album, Incompl, PM Me with a valid address, and I'll mail ya a copy!  (Yeah, I'm a whore. and, MP3s and an updated website for the band will be coming soon. So sod off!)
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I love Twisted Sister!
Do you guys still do "Burn In Hell"?
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Send me five bucks, I'll send you a copy of the CD, And find out.
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I think I might take a cue from BSAMS. From now on, it's all retarded posting, all the time from me.
WEEEE THIS IS COOL DOODZ WHATS UP IM COOL C YA LATERZ
That's the worst bsams impression that I've ever seen.
And that's terrible.
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soooomebody has a crush on me!
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My God. I can't tell them apart. Which one should I shoot?
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Shoot both of them! It's the only way!!!!
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and make sure you take 'em in the nuts so they can't duplicate themselves with their satan sperm!
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Don't try and deny it with your back sassing bsams! its true!
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I like how you automatically write me off after a mere 3 posts. That really says a lot about you.
You used to be a lot more interesting, Shane. I remember the good times. But christ, you now sound like every other message board troll not worth their own shit.
So what the hell happened to the wit I remember? Did you just jump the shark? Did you stop getting laid? What the hell could possibly happen to make you so fucking pathetic?
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This is unfair, how come FNB gets to have a board full of people trying to be like he used to be and I all I get is a couple of wankers nobody remembers? 
I get the feeling Captain Undercover will answer my question in a very clever way.
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