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This is unfair, how come FNB gets to have a board full of people trying to be like he used to be and I all I get is a couple of wankers nobody remembers? 
...there's a lot of unlaid, lifeless, geeky, socially awkward teenage guys on the internet whom all feel they have to prove they're the big man on the message boards while real life pass 'em by?
Just a theory.
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which once again proves my theory, the germans love David Hasselhoff!
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But does David Hasslehoff love the germans?
Does David German love the Hasslehoffs?
Will Nick and Nora get back together?
Can Rudolfo find love again, even though he lost his third testicle?
Will Buffy be able to cope with the fact that she is now a quadruple amputee blind midget with HIV?
And just how gay will Gob get before he finally comes bursting out of the closet?
Find out the answers to all this and more on tomorrow's episode of "As the Days of Another our our Loving Guiding Light World Turns on the Creek, 22401".
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britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
soooomebody has a crush on me!
And that's terrible.
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I was talking about the Captain foo!
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Stay away from him, Captain! He's mine!! 
And that's terrible.
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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Dude, thanks for posting that pic. See, my girlfriend's favorite animals are sheep, and I'm gonna need to find somethign to buy her for Valentines Day, so nowi can go to that website.
You guys are the coolest!
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Ah the Captain got you that time!
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You guys are the coolest!
I think it's quite obvious that YOU are the coolest, specially now that you've revealed that you have a girlfriend who loves sheep. Is she australian?
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No, she's Nicaraguan. That really doesn't set her up for quite as good gags though. I'm sorry. Next time i get a girlfriend, I'll try harder.
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The Captain of Outer Space said:
You guys are the coolest!
I think it's quite obvious that YOU are the coolest, specially now that you've revealed that you have a girlfriend who loves sheep. Is she australian?
...maybe it's Danny! Or is Danny still betrothed to Gob?
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You appear to have upset Michael Jackson.
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Martin Van Buren,the eighth President of the United States (1837- 1841).
“As to the presidency, the two happiest days of my life were those of my
entrance upon the office and my surrender of it.”
santiz
“The less government interferes with private pursuits, the better for
general prosperity”
“I tread in the footsteps of illustrious men... in receiving from the
people the sacred trust confided to my illustrious predecessor.”
“To avoid the necessity of a permanent debt and its inevitable
consequences, I have advocated and endeavored to carry into effect the
policy of confining the appropriations for the public service to such
objects only as are clearly with the constitutional authority of the
Federal Government.”
“It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't.”
“No evil can result from its (slavery's) inhibition more pernicious than
its toleration”
“As to the presidency, the two happiest days of my life were those of my
entrance upon the office and my surrender of it.”
santiz
“The less government interferes with private pursuits, the better for
general prosperity”
“I tread in the footsteps of illustrious men... in receiving from the
people the sacred trust confided to my illustrious predecessor.”
“To avoid the necessity of a permanent debt and its inevitable
consequences, I have advocated and endeavored to carry into effect the
policy of confining the appropriations for the public service to such
objects only as are clearly with the constitutional authority of the
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