Let's look at the facts:

-MOTA judges stories without reading them (Moore's Supreme)
-MOTA judges stories by their lenght ("all self-contained eight page stories suck")
-MOTA buys three (until recently four) Superman comics he does not enjoy in the least
-MOTA thinks Mark "Continuity" Waid is a continuity hater
-MOTA thinks Waid along with several other writers he can't name are part of an anti-continuity conspiracy, driven by the writer's ego and desire to take over the word
-MOTA thinks of himself as the only real reader in this thread, yet he's proven that he's unable to read by saying things like "You hate Man of Steel", "You love Birthright", "You love Super-Pets", etc., when in fact me and thedoctor have stated that we don't
-MOTA thinks that EVERYONE who disagrees in with him in any topic is a Silver Age fan
-MOTA's harassment of comic book writers (of all people, he harasses comic book writers... good thing he doesn't leave the house or he'd stalk them too) is so over the top that he gets noticed by the writers themselves, and even comics news sites, all of whom feel sorry for him
-MOTA must get three Superman comics every month
-MOTA is such a selfish fucker that he wouldn't share his precious three titles so everyone gets their version of Superman
-MOTA would rather get three comics he hates in one continuity than one comic he loves and two in other continuities
-MOTA hates old people clinging to their childhood and expecting it to return yet he's an old man who does exactly that
-MOTA thinks it's wrong that KK calls him "Continuity Taliban", yet he refers to him as "KKK", admitedly lowering himself
-MOTA's name for Birthright is STILLBORN
-MOTA expects every Superman fan, including those who share his opinions, to be able to buy three, four or five Superman comics each month to be able to understand the story
-MOTA steals jokes and arguments and uses them randomly though they only apply to him ("a bunch of wild monkeys could write better than...", "why can't you let others get their version too?")
-MOTA likes Rob Lefield
-MOTA thinks Man of Steel should be the Superman origin "forever and ever" (his words). The Golden Age had a Superman, the Silver Age had another Superman with some elements of the previous one, the Modern Age had another Superman with some elements of the two previous ones, and a new age should have a different Superman with some elements of the three previous ones. For some reason MOTA can't understand this is how it goes and expects the Superman he read as a kid to be the only one forever.
-MOTA admits he's unable to enjoy a good story if it contradicts continuity, even if it's the greatest story ever written

I'm sure there are lot more of those, but I can't think of any right now. When I make a list I'm happy with, I'll go around several comic MBs where MOTA posts and spread the word.
MOTA, most people here are Modern Age fans. Why do you think we fight with you and not KK, who defends the Silver Age and Birthright? Do you even think about that? Do you think about anything?

Last edited by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk; 2004-01-23 6:32 PM.