I see what you're saying. Your theory is sound.

However, if I, Personally, ever got to the point where I'd be giving a chick an engagement ring, Hell will be spreading rocksalt and Satan will be making S'mores and hot cocoa around the fire.

Why tie oneself down legally when you can just live with 'em?

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