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I have built my nest at the summit of the offensive topics forum. I wove it from twigs and paint that I stole from a nearby building site and then regurgitated. Here it will be safe from egg thieves, who will lose their footing on the steep climb and be dashed on the jagged posts of page 380. 
Gaze in wonder at my iridescent plumage
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Llance has lost his toupe up a tree again.
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If that's Llances toupee, then what's all that 'white stuff' that's matted the hair together?
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His felching straw snapped.
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backwards7 said:
If that's Llances toupee, then what's all that 'white stuff' that's matted the hair together?
Sorry dudes! Bald is one thing I never have to worry about! Beautiful dark curly hair not unlike a certain Man of Steel we all know. You could be right about the white stuff though... 
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Llance, why does your picture look like it's done on Monkey Island 1 graphics?
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He's been converted into pixel form!
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Llance, why does your picture look like it's done on Monkey Island 1 graphics?
Thats high tech for people his age. I'm surprised it's in color! 
now known as rex
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Llance, why does your picture look like it's done on Monkey Island 1 graphics?
Ask Rob! I have no idea!
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Hmmm... I am convinced that there is a link between The Bird of Knowledge and The.Toucan.of.Terror..... but I can't prove it yet.
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BOAT - A fairly indefinite term. A waterborne vehicle smaller than a ship.
One definition is a small craft carried aboard a ship.
BOAT HOOK - A short shaft with a fitting at one end shaped to facilitate
use in putting a line over a piling, recovering an object dropped
overboard, or in pushing or fending off.
SET - Direction toward which the current is flowing.
SHIP - A larger vessel usually thought of as being used for ocean travel. A
vessel able to carry a "boat" on board.
SLACK - Not fastened; loose. Also, to loosen.
SOLE - Cabin or saloon floor. Timber extensions on the bottom of the
rudder. Also the molded fiberglass deck of a cockpit.
SOUNDING - A measurement of the depth of water.
SPRING LINE - A pivot line used in docking, undocking, or to prevent the
boat from moving forward or astern while made fast to a dock.
SQUALL - A sudden, violent wind often accompanied by rain.
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BOOT TOP - A painted line that indicates the designed waterline.
BOW - The forward part of a boat.
SCUPPERS - Drain holes on deck, in the toe rail, or in bulwarks or (with
drain pipes) in the deck itself.
SEA COCK - A through hull valve, a shut off on a plumbing or drain pipe
between the vessel's interior and the sea.
SEAMANSHIP - All the arts and skills of boat handling, ranging from
maintenence and repairs to piloting, sail handling, marlinespike work, and rigging.
SEA ROOM - A safe distance from the shore or other hazards.
SEAWORTHY - A boat or a boat's gear able to meet the usual sea conditions.
SECURE - To make fast.
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