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The Captain of Outer Space said:
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First National Bastard said:
I'm more attractive than any of them



Excuse me???


However, I too am nonplussed by recent events.



Well, you wear a mask.... you must be hiding something!

First National Bastard -Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!. Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!