Quote: The Captain of Outer Space said: You're right. I'm ashamed of myself.
Dear Mr. Oakley, While I must agree with your first point of "blah blah blah, etc.", I must disagree with your second point. For, you see, you aren't a tool. You're a douchebag.
And I had fun banging your mother last night.
Sincerely, The Captain of Outer Space
...but I'm his mother and I didn't have any damn fun at all!
