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For, you see, you aren't a tool. You're a douchebag.
And I had fun banging your mother last night.
Sincerely,
The Captain of Outer Space
Dear Still-Not-Fit-To-Even-Be-Cabin-Boy-of-Outer Space:
A)My mother wouldn't give you the time of day.
B ) The fact that you can't seem to think of any better responses to my previous post than to compare me to a suppository shows that it's you who's the tool.
Sincerely,
Chris Oakley
*yawn*
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...Now that's a witty riposte for ya!
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no it isn't you stupid dumbfuck!
now known as rex
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The Captain of Outer Space said:*yawn*
Oh gee,what a wonderfully brilliant retort.It must have taken you all day to think of that one. 
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a retort sounds like something you'd have with orange juice or coffee in the morning.
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a retort sounds like something you'd have with orange juice or coffee in the morning.
So this is what you eat for breakfast.
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...Now that's a witty riposte for ya!
Yeah,that guy's a real genius,isn't he?
Seriously, however, I'm wondering if you share my suspicion that the self-proclaimed Captain of Outer Space has an unhealthy fondness for limericks about certain residents of Nantucket.
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are you the sungglas guy?
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Nope.If I were,I'd be living in a penthouse and own luxury boxes at every major professional sports arena in Boston. 
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well I think that should be your life goal then.
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First National Bastard said:
...Now that's a witty riposte for ya!
Yeah,that guy's a real genius,isn't he?
Seriously, however, I'm wondering if you share my suspicion that the self-proclaimed Captain of Outer Space has an unhealthy fondness for limericks about certain residents of Nantucket.
Where's the funny?
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What a coincidence.I ask myself the same question every time I read one of your posts.You know as much about genuine humor as I do about 11th century European art--nothing.
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Be nice Chris. The Captain may be a General someday! 
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All you need to know about 11th Century art is that it sucks. End of lesson 
Define reality for me, and I will show it to you.
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Be nice Chris. The Captain may be a General someday!
Not bloody likely.
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All you need to know about 11th Century art is that it sucks. End of lesson
That simple,huh?
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bring it on big boy  :tee hee! hey guys these doods think I'm a chick! hehehe:
That's funny...I always thought you were a silly homasexual!
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Be nice Chris. The Captain may be a General someday!
Not bloody likely.
Well then...maybe a troop leader of unsuspecting boy scouts?
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The only thing that guy's likely to lead,LLance,is the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List.
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actually I think LLance is looking for a substitute so he can take little Billy to Guam for the week.
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why? whats so bad about Guam? you racist against Guamies? 
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That's not what I meant,silly.  Besides,the proper term for residents of Guam is "Guamanians". 
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Dr. Samuel Johnson's right about Olson Johnson being right!
And that's terrible.
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"Guamanians"??? What? thats crazy talk! That's like calling Canadans, "Canadians". Just stupid I say. are you a lawyer? like Dave? He says weird shit like that too. he's an Aussie so he can probably tell you about lawyer stuff in Austria.
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It's not Aussie it's Aussian.
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nuh uh! he's an Aussie! Like Wolverine and shit, but Wolverine ain't a lawyer. that'd be cool though...*SNIKT* you're in contempt bub....
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...I thought they were the guamish.
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A common misconception.
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dude, you need to put abortion comments in the deep thoughts forum!
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...I thought they were the guamish.
You're thinking squimish FNB but just because you are doesn't mean everyone else is.
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The only thing that guy's likely to lead,LLance,is the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List.
That'd be cool but only if he's at the head of the list because the molested the other nine...
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There's an annoymous poster looking at this thread right now. I wonder if its one of them.
I wonder if its Lor and her gigantic boobies.
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