RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts The Fuckers banned me!

If you're the DJ Tanning chick, the offer still stands!

if we can't get along we oughta be apart
and I'm wondering where'd you get that cold, cold heart
set me free - sign my release
I'm tired of being the villain of the peace

you been giving me a bad time
tell me what I'd do
how come I always get a hard time
honey
sayin' things that you didn't have to
how come I always get a hard time
honey

you only get one life - this I know
I wanna get my licks in now before I go
the fire of love is dead and cold
I gotta satisfy the hunger in my soul

and you been giving me a bad time
tell me what I'd do
how come I always get a hard time
honey
sayin' things that you didn't have to
how come I always get a hard time
honey

There's still a guest looking at this thread. I wish they would un-ban me so I could go ask who it was.

THE ATTACK OF THE FLATULENT FOOTWEAR
Orlando shoe maker Goosebumps Products Inc. announced it is suing a supplier, saying
it delivered the wrong chemical for an insole gel, resulting in shoes that make the
sound of some-one farting. "They were whoopie cushions for the feet," said Bryan
Thomas, a Goose-bumps spokesman, adding: "It very nearly put us out of business."

There were alot of fucking assholes posting in this thread......not Kristogar though.

He was a fucking cunt!

"Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back."
- Paul Erdos (1913-1996)
"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."
- Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895)
"Dancing is silent poetry."
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"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"While we are postponing, life speeds by."
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD)
"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?"
- Bumper Sticker
"God, please save me from your followers!"
- Bumper Sticker
"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches."
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
"Luck is the residue of design."
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team

Paris is the capital city of France. It is situated on the River Seine, in northern France, at the heart of the Île-de-France region ("Région parisienne"). Paris has an estimated population of 2,153,600 within city limit (2005 est.). The Paris urban area has a population of 9.93 million and a commuter belt around the same completes the Paris "aire urbaine" (roughly: "metropolitan area") that, with its population of 12 million,[4] is one of the most populated areas of its kind in Europe.

Paris' location at a crossroads between land and river trade routes in lands of abundant agriculture had made it one of France's principal cities by the 10th century, rich with royal palaces, wealthy abbeys and a cathedral; by the 12th century Paris had become one of Europe's foremost centres of learning and the arts. Today, Paris is a major influence in politics, fashion, business, arts and science. The city serves as an important hub of intercontinental transportation and is home to universities, sport events, opera companies and museums of international renown, making it an attraction for over 30 million foreign visitors per year.

The Paris region (Île-de-France) is France's foremost centre of economic activity. With €478.7 billion (US$595.3 billion), it produced more than a quarter of the gross domestic product (GDP) of France in 2005. With La Défense, the largest purpose-built business district in Europe, it hosts the head offices of almost half of the major French companies, as well as the headquarters of ten of the world's 100 largest companies.[9] Paris also hosts many international organizations such as UNESCO, the OECD, the ICC, or the informal Paris Club.

8.Since 1868, when the Commander of the Pacific Fleet visited the islands to
look after "American interests," naval officers have played an important
role in internal affairs. They served as arbitrators in business disputes,
negotiators of trade agreements and defenders of law and order. Periodic
voyages among the islands and to the mainland aboard U.S. warships were
arranged for members of the Royal family and important island government
officials. When King Lunalilo died in 1873, negotiations were underway for
the cessation of Pearl Harbor as a port for the exportation of sugar to
the U.S. duty-free. With the election of a new king, King Kalakaua in
March, 1874, anti-American factions helped to precipitate a number of
riots which were regarded as sufficiently disturbing to have bluejackets
landed from the USS Tuscorora and the USS Portsmouth. The British warship,
HMS Tenedos, also landed a token force. It was during the reign of King
Kalakaua that the United States was granted exclusive rights to enter
Pearl Harbor and to establish "a coaling and repair station."

17.Despite the warnings of the Bureau of Equipment, the War Department, the
Department of Labor and Commerce, and the Department of Agriculture had
secured permission to settle on the naval reservation. By 1906, the
Commandant believed that it was necessary for the Bureau of Yards and Docks
to develop a policy on the future of the station. The docks were being
used to a greater extent by the Army transports, than by Navy ships, and
the Army was actually attempting to get possession of Quarantine Wharf
(which was built by the Territorial Government on the Naval Reservation,
with the understanding that it could be taken over at any time by the
Navy Department upon the payment of its appraised value.) In 1903, the
Department of Labor and Commerce received about seven acres for an
Immigration Station. The Department of Agriculture had, in the meanwhile,
secured part of the site intended for a hospital as an experimental station. The Commandant felt that, if the station was going to develop beyond a mere coaling depot, these territorial encroachments on the part of other departments should be stopped, particularly when they were enjoying the benefits of naval appropriations. "On the other hand," he wrote, "if it is the intention to improve Pearl Harbor and eventually abandon this station every effort should be made to begin work there as soon as possible. . . . I am informed that important commercial interests will make a strong effort next
year to have Pearl Harbor improved, and I think that will be an opportune
time for the Navy Department to make efforts in the same direction."