1) Why do you allow Jeph Loeb to rape you every month?
2) Was Zero Hour your doing? And, if so, how high were you! Sheesh!
3) Are you a selective god? Can you forget the Electric Blue Superman for us all? Please? Also, were you drunk when sorting Hawkman through after CRISIS? I mean, what a fubar that was.....
4) Why won't you let Aunt May die? Why? Are you so cruel as to torture us all with her outlived usefulness?
5) How well do you know a "Eurostar"?
Thanks, and, don't forget to retcon my hairline, there's a good fellow......er.......god.....
