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How the shitfuck is that possible?!
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You mean I'm an uncle and you didn't even tell me, Mxy?! 
And that's terrible.
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Here's your new baby boy, Mr. I'm not Mr. Mxy... 
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ew...he's a Star Wars fan?!  
And that's terrible.
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you have a son, good for you, the survival of the species assured.......what species are you?
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too bad Mxy. now you'll never be eligable for a Darwin Award.
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Aahh, but he is up for the Kobe Tai award...
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Back channel communications?
Has anyone else noticed that Son of Mxy has a better English vocab range than his father?
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Holy shit, my 15 minutes of fame in this board passed and nobody got called "gay" before it was all over!
Last edited by Son of Mxy; 2004-03-06 1:18 PM.
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Edited by Son of Mxy (Sat Mar 06 2004 09:18 AM)
OK, what'd you write the first time around?
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He edits his posts all the time. He's too concerned about what others think of him, that son of mine. I tried to teach him to be humble and chartitative but he just wouldn't listen. Just wouldn't listen. I wonder what LLance and I did wrong. I wonder what we did to deserve this.
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Perhaps LLance sodomized him too much when he was a young boy. Or, perhaps LLance didn't sodomize him enough. I don't know enough about the facts of the case to make a judgment.
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Ooops sorry. I do not mean to say that. I do not want humans to die at all!
Gosh, I'm still a kid and I say weird things all the time but I don't really mean them. You know that, right? Like when kids cry all the time and you think you heard them say "I'M HUNGRY" or "MAMA!" or "DEATH TO ALL HUMANS!" but they don't really mean it. Except maybe for Baby ZOD who is probably really saying "DEATH TO ALL HUMANS!" damn I hate that baby! STUPID BABY ZOD!!!
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Considering your mxy's son, its understandable.
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Except maybe for Baby ZOD who is probably really saying "DEATH TO ALL HUMANS!" damn I hate that baby! STUPID BABY ZOD!!!
ZOD kills his children for one day they will grow up and challenge ZOD! ZOD is not worried for ZOD knows if one of his accidents do survive to be an adult and challenges ZOD, he/she/it will be defeated and he/she/it will be grateful that ZOD is his/her/its father and will KNEEL before ZOD in graditude!
Kneel before ZOD!
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How the shitfuck is that possible?!
Well...since I always thought you were a 13 year old virgin...it's not possible...unless the insidious Zod artificially inseminated some poor bitch with your wayward seed! In other words-STOP JERKING OFF ON THE BUS! Zod's in the seat behind you and he has a specimen cup and he knows how to use it! 
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BUS?! ZOD does not ride public transportation! How dare you suggest such a thing about ZOD! ZOD shall fry that lard off you with his very eye beams!!
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You dare try to interpret what ZOD says?! ZOD says what he means and means what he says and does not need a translator! You shall be murdered and your remains fed to the very voids of space itself!
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Kneel you fithy bitch!
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pouch of afternoon yam filled with some crummy looking stuff which you don't want to know about
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Somebody doesn't like riding in the back of the bus...
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Y'know, I wonder... has LLance nailed Rosa Parks?
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probably has if he's gotten your mom, aunts and sister.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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It would be easier for us to find you if you'd disappear......
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It would be easier for us to find you if you'd disappear......
heh
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sorry i'm like that wart on your dick, i just hang around a squirt nasty brown/yellow stuff.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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she doesnt go away...aint it great. Thats some good luggage
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well the airlines never loose me.
and those luggage carasoual are so much fun.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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well the airlines never loose me.
You were loose long before the airlines got to you. 
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quite the opposite actually
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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...so then you lied, and the airlined DO make you loose!
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oh sweety they can't even penetrate
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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haha! she called you sweety! that means she wants to tie you up and ball gag you while shoving a baseball up your ass while listening to old Frank Sinatra records.
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