Joe mama and Wenchofthelodge
*Secretly adopted one rockin' kid.
*Enjoy opportunities to skinnydip sweetly.
*Disappoint their fanbases by always staying together.

Hmmm...Not bad. Lemme try again...

Joe mama and Stareena
*Might have three rockin' kids.
*Can't wait to whisper to each other, except after meals, and after MacGyver.
*Heart each other.

Huh?

Joe mama and Yo mama
*Trying to conceive a pair of happy girls.
*Enjoy opportunities to chat on Saturdays.
*Have developed gills for extended kissing.

Heh...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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