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Pariah and Lor

* Will conceive a pair of rockin' children.
* Hope to almost elope nearly everywhere.
* Believe in attraction at first sight.






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Pariah and Stareena

* Will never conceive twenty-eight thousand gruesome children.
* Are prone to hold hands nearly everywhere.
* Make beautiful music together.




Better.

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Pariah and Bianca

* Secretly adopted less than zero superior children.
* Pretend to write to each other sweetly.
* Buy lavish gifts for each other.






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Pariah and Buttericcan

* Doing their best to conceive twenty-eight thousand evil girls.
* Elect to whisper to each other.
* Are so cute.






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Pariah and Sneaky bunny

* Trying to have one Elven child.
* Pretend to take long walks when the time is right.
* Harbour intense love for each other.
* Feel very newlywed.




Arg! Always with the kids! Fine enough without!

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Pariah and Uschi

* May one day have two valuable kids.
* Intend to watch television after dark.
* Feel wanted in every country.




Aside frome the kids part, seems right nuff'.

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Pariah and Cowgirl Jack

* Secretly conceived no super-children.
* Intend to lovingly serenade each other at every opportunity.
* Together forever whatever the weather.
* Are far too sexy.




Hurm.....I deem this best case scenario.

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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk and Tk

* Secretly conceived one expensive child.
* Choose not to watch television together on Saturdays.
* Are Hollywood's hottest couple.




LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!