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what the hell do u want me to do?
bend over and get raped by a nasty retarded mexican




Nope she's talking about the Tijuana donkey shows she participates in.


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ya i was refering to my crazy mexican cousins in monterey


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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So you want to be raped by your cousins?


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Are prone to watch television as it mightn't lead to pregnancy
Make beautiful music together.

TK-069 and Cowgirl Jack
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Elect to read weekly.
Are so cute.

Cowgirl Jack and Captain Sammitch
Will never conceive twenty-eight thousand expensive kids.
Are aspiring to hold hands periodically.
Have developed gills for extended kissing.

Cowgirl Jack and Grimm
Might adopt a pair of surrogate girls.
Like to hug each other.
Live life on the edge near the coast.

Cowgirl Jack and Thedoctor
May one day adopt a surrogate kid.
Intend to watch television together for the foreseeable future.
Buy lavish gifts for each other.
Make a difference.

Cowgirl Jack and Pro
Trying to adopt three pre-paid kids.
Are aspiring to kiss on Saturdays.
Have developed gills for extended kissing.

Cowgirl Jack and Chewy
Secretly conceived 2.4 robot children.
Enjoy opportunities to almost elope as it mightn't lead to pregnancy
Make beautiful music together.

Cowgirl Jack and Mxy
Secretly adopted a e-girl.
Like to watch television together when permitted.
Are the cutest couple that there ever will be.

I'm going to have to go with the Doc. I am a material girl.


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Doing their best to adopt one stylish child.
Are aspiring to actually see each other after dark.
Share an interest in Babylon 5.
See past the formulaic


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Elect to kiss nearly everywhere.
Met on a gameshow.


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Can't wait to watch television together after dark.
Let their fans read more in the book of the same name.

Grimm and Butterrican
Might conceive two beautiful children.
Elect to almost elope.
Together forever whatever the weather


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Grimm and The Doctor
Plan to adopt all gruesome kids.
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See past the formulaic

Grimm and Prometheus
Trying to have a happy child.
Crazy about being able to watch television together when permitted.
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Grimm and Mxy
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TK-069 and Cowgirl Jack
Likely to adopt 2.4 pre-paid children.
Elect to read weekly.
Are so cute.

Cowgirl Jack and Thedoctor
May one day adopt a surrogate kid.
Intend to watch television together for the foreseeable future.
Buy lavish gifts for each other.
Make a difference.

I'm going to have to go with the Doc. I am a material girl.




But... we're so cute together! And our children! What about our pre-paid children?!

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Cowgirl Jack and Rob Kamphausen
Secretly adopted many gruesome children.
Are prone to watch television as it mightn't lead to pregnancy
Make beautiful music together.

TK-069 and Cowgirl Jack
Likely to adopt 2.4 pre-paid children.
Elect to read weekly.
Are so cute.

Cowgirl Jack and Captain Sammitch
Will never conceive twenty-eight thousand expensive kids.
Are aspiring to hold hands periodically.
Have developed gills for extended kissing.

Cowgirl Jack and Grimm
Might adopt a pair of surrogate girls.
Like to hug each other.
Live life on the edge near the coast.

Cowgirl Jack and Thedoctor
May one day adopt a surrogate kid.
Intend to watch television together for the foreseeable future.
Buy lavish gifts for each other.
Make a difference.

Cowgirl Jack and Pro
Trying to adopt three pre-paid kids.
Are aspiring to kiss on Saturdays.
Have developed gills for extended kissing.

Cowgirl Jack and Chewy
Secretly conceived 2.4 robot children.
Enjoy opportunities to almost elope as it mightn't lead to pregnancy
Make beautiful music together.

Cowgirl Jack and Mxy
Secretly adopted a e-girl.
Like to watch television together when permitted.
Are the cutest couple that there ever will be.

I'm going to have to go with the Doc. I am a material girl.






Pig Iron and Cowgirl Jack
Trying to conceive less than zero e-girls.
Enjoy opportunities to kiss periodically.
Make beautiful music together.


What about our music and kissing?


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Cowgirl Jack and Captain Sammitch
Will never conceive twenty-eight thousand expensive kids.
Are aspiring to hold hands periodically.
Have developed gills for extended kissing.




Told.


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Butterrican and Stareena

* Will conceive less than zero pre-paid girls.
* Enjoy opportunities to hug each other at every opportunity.
* Disappoint their fanbases by always staying together.




Me RIKEY!!




...wow...!


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Stareena and Rob Kamphausen
Will never adopt three identical children.
Hope to hug each other periodically.
Would volunteer to be the two responsible for re-populating the planet.

Stareena and TK
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Can't stand to hold hands sweetly.
Defy the predictions and proclamations of any online toy.

Stareena and Grimm
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Are aspiring to actually see each other after dark.
Share an interest in Babylon 5.
See past the formulaic.

Stareena and Pig Iron
Secretly conceived a handful of robot girls.
Love to share their hearts in private.
Would volunteer to be the two responsible for re-populating the planet.

Stareena and Pariah
Will never conceive twenty-eight thousand gruesome children.
Are prone to hold hands nearly everywhere.
Make beautiful music together.

Stareena and Britneyspearsatemyshorts
Plan to adopt a pair of valuable girls.
Can't wait to cite romantic precedent when the time is right.
Look out for each other.

Stareena and Thedoctor
Doing their best to adopt some stylish kids.
Enjoy it when they arm-wrestle for the good of the free world.
Dance terribly and have plenty of fun.

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Butterrican and Stareena

* Will conceive less than zero pre-paid girls.
* Enjoy opportunities to hug each other at every opportunity.
* Disappoint their fanbases by always staying together.




Me RIKEY!!




...wow...!




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TK and Sneaky Bunny
  • Might conceive three superior children. Or inferior. Whatever.
  • Love to shoot squirrels occasionally.
  • Make a deep puddle of secretions every night.
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oh thats just lovely


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Isn't it though?


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hmm...puddles not a problem, squrriels? what the hell!? ummm...fine i can deal with kids


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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A match made in Purgatory!


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ah yes, the second level of hell, the circle of lust


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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What do you know about circles of lust?!


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haha, just go read dantepapers bok inferno


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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oh whatever, just help me concieve these stupid kids


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Them kids ain't gonna be stupid if you concieve them wid me, lady. HAW!

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TK!! chewy!! help!!!!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Ohh, now you want me!


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yes damn it save me


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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What's in it for me?


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a rub and a tug


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I want that in writing first!


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Too late, Robot Man. "I have blinded her and now I will be able to touch her privates!"

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Have fun!


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Too public.

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TK, please tell me your dog hasn't pass the key to the chastity belt.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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chewy!! help!!!!




She came back... they always come back...

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oh stop sammitch. don't make me slice you into triangles and rip your crust off.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You nasty!


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sorry, i don't like my PB&J with nasty crust.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Sorry, but no jam here.

And I think I left the peanut butter home today. See? You missed it.


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