Stareena and Rob Kamphausen
Will never adopt three identical children.
Hope to hug each other periodically.
Would volunteer to be the two responsible for re-populating the planet.

Stareena and TK
Secretly adopted three robot girls.
Can't stand to hold hands sweetly.
Defy the predictions and proclamations of any online toy.

Stareena and Grimm
Doing their best to adopt one stylish child.
Are aspiring to actually see each other after dark.
Share an interest in Babylon 5.
See past the formulaic.

Stareena and Pig Iron
Secretly conceived a handful of robot girls.
Love to share their hearts in private.
Would volunteer to be the two responsible for re-populating the planet.

Stareena and Pariah
Will never conceive twenty-eight thousand gruesome children.
Are prone to hold hands nearly everywhere.
Make beautiful music together.

Stareena and Britneyspearsatemyshorts
Plan to adopt a pair of valuable girls.
Can't wait to cite romantic precedent when the time is right.
Look out for each other.

Stareena and Thedoctor
Doing their best to adopt some stylish kids.
Enjoy it when they arm-wrestle for the good of the free world.
Dance terribly and have plenty of fun.

Stareena and Franta
Might conceive a surrogate child.
Enjoy opportunities to lovingly serenade each other on Saturdays.
Disappoint their fanbases by always staying together.


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Shiny!