*The lighting changes in no way and no music plays as Notwedge heads for the ring.*
Nw: I almost feel sorry for Joey Muumuu. After last week, when I tore him apart in the asylum rules match, he has to come right back for another beating at my hands. My bloodlust, my berzerker rage was so powerful last week, I can't even remember what atrocities I committed. I've been assured, by my friends in the triple Set, that I was the MVP of that match. That was just the beginning, however. There are no limits of any kind in the Best Buy Gift Card On A Pole Match tonight. But, believe me, if there is a way for me to go too far, I will. I don't know if you're a religious man, Joey Muumuu. I'm not sure if you believe in a supreme being. But I assure you, tonight you will commune with the Supreme Beating. Which is to say, I'm going to beat you up badly. I just wanted to be clear about that. Uhm, that's all. I probably should have stopped at the "Supreme Beating" line...
*NW drops his mic and leaves.*
