Green Day's "Espionage" hits as King Snarf makes his way to the ring...
Ladies and gentlemen, how the hell are ya? This is shaping up to be a red letter year, both for myself and my comrades, the Triple Set. But before I discuss the road to Robblemania, I would like to address the comments made towards me by Joe Mama. For weeks now, Joe has had this unhealthy fixation towards me, and I have vowed to uncover the roots of his mental disturbance. In fact, on the next Havoc, I will televise the first installment of my investigative interview series entitled "What's up with Joe Mama?" I hope to bring to light Joe's obsession and, God willing, get him started on the healing process.
Now, on to the matter at hand. As I'm sure you are all aware, 2/3 of the Triple Set will face the Aussie Scumbags for the Tag Titles at Robblemania. Now, the question everyone has been posing me is which of us illustrious superstars will in fact be in the match. Well, to be brutally frank, it's none of your goddamn business! Does the Coach give the opposing team a copy of his playbook before the big game? Hell no. And so it is with the Triple Set. But make no mistake, it honestly doesn't matter who's in the match, because the odds are in are favor. The Scumbags have been defeated by the Triple Set before, in a hellacious tables match, and history will no doubt repeat itself. Simply put, Danny and Dave pissed off the wrong bunch of bastards, and this Sunday, they will know the meaning of pain. King Snarf has spoken!
