"One or more members of the team is/was captured/mind controlled by some no-name villain and its up to the remainder of the team (whose personalities seem interchangeable) to come to the rescue."
And the remainder of the team will HAVE to help from this "secret" group of heroes, one of whom is just demanding to get out and get some action. This secret group, after helping to save the day, will bring in some of the teens kidnapped by the Bad Guy to form yet another super-hero group, just in time for New Super Hero Group (which in this case happens to be FORMER SUPER HERO GROUP) to debut in its own #1.
Am I jaded and cynical at age 39? Yeah, I guess so, but it'd be fucking nice if these former LEGENDS could actually come up with a story that was interesting even if it does involve classic Super Hero Elements.
Jim
