Ya know, I think that the B-9 Robot from Lost in Space was the first representation of a helper robot.

I mean, he babysat a child whom parents would neglect, he would yell "WARNING, WARNING, DANGER! DANGER!", And he kept the mincing, boy-hungry pedophile from defiling the child...

We all need a B-9 Robot.

First National Bastard -Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!. Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!