During my "vacation", I moved to Minnesota where I lived on the res in Cloque. I wanted to be near some of the Native American activists I met when I shared a prison cell with reactionary crybaby Noam Chomsky last year. Like Rambo in one of the Rocky or Rambo movies or Dolph Lundgren or Mr. T, definitely in one of the Rocky movies, I felt I needed to get back to my roots in order to train for my fight with Jaburg,theory9,FNB,Urg,Brian A.Ortiz,Jim Jackson,Pete Townshend,Chewy Walrus & HEROKILLER.
After replacing my shiny designer tracksuits with mud, my MuscleTech Hydroxycut fat burning shakes with brackish, foul smelling reservation water, and my neon purple handweights with brightly painted rocks, I was able to concentrate on getting a good primitive workout. I'm now in the best shape of my life, and I'm optimistic about my chances in the match. Thanks to my supremely conditioned body and improved reflexes, I am now one hundred percent certain I'll be able to live through the savage beating they're going to give me! BUT never underestimate the fire of youth, because I have that on my side...and never, ever underestimate my chances of getting a lucky cheapshot in - because that's definitely what I'm going to try do in the match! WORD OF ADVICE TO ALL OF YOU MUFFUGGAS: PRAY FASTER.
