ok mota, heres the plan:

First: take a deep breath, and say comics are not real

second: bend over and reach between your legs, see a stick sticking out of your ass? Good now pull it out. That should help immensely.

Third: Get out of your parents basement, take a shower, and go outside.

That bright thing in the sky is the sun, and no it doesn't give you super powers. Talk to people. The ones with the long hair and boobies are called women. They make men happy. If you have to there are ones that you can pay to teach you things, they are usually in bad parts of town, but since you live in Mexico, thats everywhere.

Get drunk and pay for one. In the morning you will realize there are more important things in the world than comic book continuity.

This should help you, and don't worry I don't expect any thanks, you calming down should be enough thanks for me and every one else.


now known as rex