I'm new here so I'll try to answer this by guesswork:

  • ROY BATTY met the God of Porn. What is this God's name? (3 points)

    - Ron Jeremy?

  • What are Uschi's two nicknames? (1 point)

    - Ooshie? and Sneaky Bunny

  • Is Mxy Peruvian or Chilean? (1 point)

    - My Dad's Chilean.

  • Who is Captain Sammitch's number one big-boned fantasy? (2 points)

    - Chewy Walrus

  • Where does Bibbo hail from? (1 point)

    - BIBBOA

  • Who claims to have a hard-on for Lindsey Dawn Mckensie? (2 points)

    - Pretty much every male on the RKMB?

  • Name two of Nowhereman's other aliases. (2 points)

    - MisterJLA and the AFLAC duck

  • Before Kristogar Velo, who was the local Bitch to beat up on? (1 point)

    - PJP?

  • Who writes erotic stories in their spare time? (2 points)

    - Princess Koriandr

  • Who here at Rob's is still a virgin? (3 points)

    - Uhm, Like anybody's gonna admit to that. I mean, last night while I was having sex with two hundred Italian female supermodels at the same time, I asked one of them if which of them is not a virgin anymore and she was all like, Honey, like anybody's going to admit that! and I was all, Damn, bitch! you'z right! and I thought it's vice versa for the guys - and then we fucked again!

  • What is Stareena's light intoxicant of choice? (2 points)

    - Ginger Ale?

  • Who here loves Fight Club and who would drop everything to marry a cast member from the movie? (2 points)

    - Pariah

  • Who still pathetically roots for the Bears? (1 point)

    - The Loch Ness Monster and the YETI.

  • What is the chief purpose of keeping Cowgirl Jack here at the Boards? (3 points)

    - I don't know the answer to this one, but I'm curious.