A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog’s tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.
Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen.
--George Bernard Shaw 1856 British Dramatist.
The more I see of men the more I like dogs.
--Madame de Stael 1766-1817 French social leader.
