I have to laugh at all the times Kerry speaks about being an Irish-American despite having NO Irish ancestry (his name is a result of his Jewish grandfather changing his name at Ellis Island years ago when arriving from Central Europe)

The guy's a lying scumball, but when he's a majority-WASP trying to pretend to be one of us Irish guys for the political benefit it gives him in MA, I really wanna punch the guy in the face repeatedly until his nose actually LOOKS like an Irish nose...