Is anyone who's been president or running for president a "commoner?" You have to be something pretty high up on the chain to run. If anyone could run, we'd be singing "Hail To The Chief" to Rob by now.

"You kind of get tired giving the other team credit. At some point you've got to look in the mirror and say 'I sucked.'"

Alex Rodriguez, after the NY Yankees were eliminated from the 2006 ALDS by the Detroit Tigers.