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welcome back to everyone's favorite (and "amazing!") game

beat this caption!

the deal:

ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it.

you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange)

mmkay?

here we go:



"franta's night comes to a close"

ok! top that!


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Quote:

Rob Kamphausen said:
welcome back to everyone's favorite (and "amazing!") game

beat this caption!

the deal:

ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it.

you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange)

mmkay?

here we go:



"franta's night comes to a close"

ok! top that!




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Joe Mama said:
"Your mail-order husband has arrived, Rob!!!"




dude, the cops told you ... stay outta my mailbox.


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Rob Kamphausen said:
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Joe Mama said:
"Your mail-order husband has arrived, Rob!!!"




dude, the cops told you ... stay outta my mailbox.




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Waitaminnit...!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I blame the Germans!

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Joe Mama said:
"Your mail-order husband has arrived, Rob!!!"



Surley it would have been funnier to say "Rob,your male has arrived!"

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Nowhereman said:

I blame the Germans!




Genius! Pure genius!


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!


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