As King Snarf and TK-069 stare each other down in the ring, Joe and the other member of the rWo prepare for their matches.

BSAMS: Hey Joe! Snarf just called you out for a fight...Something about a Phillie Rules Street Fight. He's got barbed wire.

JM: (not looking up from tying his boots) Yep, I heard him. "Careful what you wish for" and all that shit.

Drzsmith: Are you gonna go out and face him?

JM: Nope. Don't think I am...

BSAMS: But he's callin' you out, You don't go out there, and he starts yappin' that YOU'RE the one dodgin' HIM!

JM: Dodging him? Lemme tell you guys something: One, we've got a match tonight and I'm fixing to give Dr. Midnite the same beating I took from him and his buddies two weeks ago. Two, TK's right. TK was a three-count away from his title shot when someone ran those two down. As far as I'm concerned, TK's got some business to finish and I'm damned if I'm gonna stop him or give that pussy Snarf an excuse for why - YET AGAIN - he can't get the job done by running out there. And three...

DrZS: Three?

JM: Fuck Snarf. I've been chasing him down for how long? And now that he realizes just how irrelevant he is to the RDCW by not even being a part of Havoc, now he's challenging me? Like I'm gonna go out there, all grateful that he's done hiding? Maybe thank him for taking time out of his life to give me the match I should've had a month ago??? Fuck him. I'm rWo...we don't come when we're called like little Power Trip BITCHES! Let Rob and Nowhereman set up the match and I'll wrestle it. Or I'll deliver an ass-kicking when I don't have a match to focus on. But I'm not at Snarf's beck and call.

Finishes lacing up his boots, then looks up with a grin...

JM: Besides, I wanna see what the funny man dug up outta my past. "What's Up With Joe Mama?" He'll find out soon enough...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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