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TK-069 said:
How can I keep a girlfriend for under 20 dollars a week?


Stareena says… Picnics, now that the weather is nice, long walks or taking time to talk and really get to know who she really is. Also, sex is free (spend the twenty on some Trojans my boy!)

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TK-069 said:
What's the best lotion out there to prevent chafing on my girl's back when I strap her saddle on?


Stareena says… Burt’s Bees Milk and Honey body lotion. It is a lotion that provides hours of moisturizing, leaves her skin silky smooth and has a pleasant scent as well.

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TK-069 said:
What's the starting monetary level for an ugly man to be able to bag a hot chick? $250,000 a year? $500,000??


Stareena says… Depends on the level of ugliness. Jack Black ugly, 150,000. That scrawny kid from “Road Trip” 300,000.

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TK-069 said:
Are girls attracted to songs about hard fucking?


Stareena says… If the girl in question is on Ecstasy or is drunk then yes…as all women get horny in this state.

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TK-069 said:
How disturbed would you feel gettin' off on this?



Stareena says… As I am Pagan, not very. But very Exorcist though….

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Mister JLA said:
Is "I am the Ill Mac" a good pick up line...?


Stareena says… No.

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Animalman said:
Is short hair more attractive than long hair, or is it the other way around?

What about in regards to the hair....down there....?


Stareena says… If you are asking short hair on men, depends. Some women are really into it, though a great majority of women think that men with long hair have unresolved issues and are not ready to “grow up and be serious”. So long hair may attract women for flings, while short hair may attract more serious relationship types.

Hair, down there? I assume then that you mean on a man. Women, like men, appreciate a well trimed bush. Not necessarily shaving completely, but at least keeping it in control.

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Captain Cranky said:
Somewhere out there, Stareena is reading this shit, rolling her eyes, and snickering.


Stareena says… No truer words were ever posted, my friend.
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thedoctor said:
Concerning the fondling of breasts: is a clockwise or counter clockwise motion preferred?


Stareena says… I say, hands on boobies…good. As long as you are not trying to leave bruises, fondle any which way you desire.

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Mister JLA said:
Does the phrase "I met a possum" do anything for you...?


Stareena says… No. And you shouldn’t probably talk to women….ever.

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TK-069 said:
Do you like bukkake?


Stareena says… Not particularly, but it has a good beat.

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Darknight613 said:
Were you actually expecting any serious questions?

If so, here are a couple of real questions

Why do girls like jerks and snub the nice guys?

What do girls think of guys with curly hair?


Stareena says… No, I wasn’t actually expecting anything, I figure BSAMS would cry outrage that there were no nudie pics of Butter, CJ and I and forced TK to shut it down.

It is my past experience that the good guys tend to be looked upon as friends (as we feel comfortable around you) and the bad boys are the ones pursuing us. Usually we women get the vibe of you being nice to us as “He wants to be friends” rather then “He is a nice guy interested in me”. Screwed up, but true. Plus a lot of women are attracted to the “bad boy” mentality for when they are playing around. When ready to settle down, good guys are who we look for.

If a guy keeps control of his curly hair (or really any hair type) it shows he cares about his appearance and takes the time to do so. Curly hair is in this summer, so if you need product suggestions for keeping your curls in control, might I suggest Curl Life by Matrix. This is a line that includes Shampoo and Conditioner as well as two styling aides to help hydrate your curls (as curly hair is far more drier then any other hair type) and keep them in check.

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TK-069 said:
Why style over substance?

How can women brave waxing, but still be scared of spiders and snakes?

Why give out a fake number when one can save the trouble of getting a guy's hopes up, and save paper, by just saying you're not interested?

Why do you all drive so bad?


Stareena says… Because looks matter. Men tend to favor big breasted thin blondes that are dumber then dirt rather then a moderate chest, thick waist and intelligent brunette. Why? Cause looks matter. So women strive to be the best looking piece of meat on the menu. It’s all about keeping up with the Joanses. We need to look like we are doing really good, regardless if we are screaming inside. Because success is not measured in terms of happiness, but rather the car you drive and the clothes you wear. Because we are living in a material world and I am a material girl…

Pain is beauty, it is something our mothers and grandmothers have always taught us. That it is not becoming to complain when trying to “improve” our looks that it is for a good cause (namely getting a husband) and to prepare ourselves for the ultimate in pain, giving birth. So women have learned to develop a higher sense of pain tolerance. While boys generally have played with snakes and spiders while they were young, the tend to be more tolerant of such creatures. Plus it is a vagina thing. Most women fear snakes and insects as they are small enough to fit inside of them.

Even if a woman is not interested in a man, we still don’t like hurting you. So we give out a fake number to make you feel better about yourselves, without having to face the hurt look on your faces. Otherwise the woman is a bitch. Generally it is a tactic to get you to leave us alone. We don’t want to be rude, but you won’t leave without some trophy, hence my phone number (aka Moviefone).

We drive bad because we don’t care about cars and their horsepower or performance and so don’t learn to drive a car they way “it should be driven”. Plus we are too busy trying to pick up the kids, pick up your dry cleaning, make the shopping list, talk with you on the cell phone, drink your third coffee to keep you awake long enough to cook dinner for your family after having worked an eight hour day only to hear you beg for a foot massage after dinner, cause you had a hard day at the office. Which we will do, because we love you.

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Bibbo said:
How is it that women are soft and smell nice?


Stareena says… We bathe more then once a month. And use at least six moisturizers to make us soft and smell nice so that you notice.

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TK-069 said:
Why can't you make up your damn minds?


Stareena says… If we did, where would that leave you?

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