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If I don't advance after the Final Four, I'll...never speak to TK again.
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I recently heard from a friend that breast-sucking can cause throat cancer. Is this true, or is there anything that is emitted from female breasts that could cause any disease?
Can you explain what "Camel Toe" is? I've heard about it and would love to know the answer.
Stareena says... would it mattered if breast sucking caused cancer? I think not. As for camel toe...
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HISTORY OF THE TOE
As we know, there are male camel-toes and female camel-toes. Although there is greater attention placed on the female camel-toe, it is the male camel-toe that actually emerged first.
The male toe (pantalones tightus camelius) did not come into existence until sometime between the 12th and 13th century AD as pants were not a common feature among the male gender prior to this.
And as pants became commonly accepted in European countries, the skirt, sarong, and thong went by the wayside. These latter articles of clothes were thought to be more for the "natives" or the "peasants". Pants on the other hand, were the clothing of choice for aristocrats. In fact, from about 1273 to 1348, the tighter the pants the better. This fashion statement came in and out over the next 750 years taking its form in many varieties (short shorts, Sumo, the Village People, tennis shorts and the unfortunately ubiquitous coaches shorts). During this period of "tightness" the male toe emerged as one of the most talked about phenomena since the Ubangi Tribe started piercing their lips.
Initially, the male toe was simply referred to as the "Bulging Wrinkle" and then later as the "Shar-pei" after the wrinkly little dog from China. Several Shar-pei had been imported to the European continent and so the name spread far and wide. It quickly overtook the "Bulging Wrinkle" as the term of the 13th and 14th Century.
But it was not too long after that "camel-toe" came into the mainstream as the term of choice. As the story goes, a trader from the Sahara had managed his way across the Mediterranean, up through Spain and into France and England. Along his travels he noticed this strange custom of "pants wearing" by the melanin-deprived northerners. He kept thinking to himself that the Shar-pei or Bulging wrinkle looked more like the hoof of his pet Camel - Metmah.
As he traveled, he would always say to people "Hey, that looks like the toe of my pet camel Metmah." While not having pictures, he actually did carry the hoof of Metmah's father around with him -- a sort of keepsake if you will. The trader would show people his camel-toe -- albeit a real camel-toe -- and people would look with amazement and astonishment at the amazing similarity. The trader was invited to speak at dinners hosted by some of Europe's most prominent Charpe fashion houses. Soon, one of the fashion houses changed its name to Camel-toe and the others followed suit rather promptly.
As the name changed across Europe and other places, there also seemed to be a rage about how big one could make their camel-toe. People tried all kinds of different ways from "The Jack" which was essentially a frontal wedgie, to smacking your nuts with a brick or other large hard object (sometimes a good firm fist right before going out on the town did the trick) to cause the genitalia to swell before placing them gingerly inside the pants.
Then quite recently, fashion houses came out with modern day underwear -- or tighty whities -- to help accentuate the toe and hold the boys in place for a cleaner, more camel-toe like effect.
However, people soon looked down on the male toe - sometimes turning away from friends and family members who continued the tradition of the male toe.
And so today it is the female toe that people think of when the term camel-toe is brought up. But that was not always the case.
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And now I know! And knowing's half the battle!
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If you were a guy, what obscure part of a woman's body do you think is more attractive: the 'Grecian Tract' (aka V-Line), the Camel Toe, or the Waddle?
You semper ubi sub ubi?
Could you wake me up before you go go?
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If you were a guy, what obscure part of a woman's body do you think is more attractive: the 'Grecian Tract' (aka V-Line), the Camel Toe, or the Waddle?
You semper ubi sub ubi?
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Can a guy be too big down there? If she can't get her mouth around it, is that bad? Would you like to try? 
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Why is the picture for this thread your wonderfully tasty chest?
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how come i'm damn cold
when's my oompa loompa coming
will you come change a light bulb for me
when's dinner
what you cooking
can i sleep over
do my laundry
if a 860 foot tall building makes a 120 foot shadow and a flag pole nearby makes a 20 foot shadow how tall is the flag pole.
can i get a ride from you tomrrow
can i borrow some pants
what came first the chicken or the chicken enchilada
do i have to keep asking questions
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How come i'm so damn hot?
When's my mogwai coming?
Will you come wash my car for me?
When's brunch?
What cocktail you mixin'?
Can I sleep on top?
Do my homework?
If a 860 foot tall building makes a 120 foot shadow and a flag pole nearby makes a 20 foot shadow, how long would it take for a loogie to hit a person down on the street?
Can I get a ride from you today?
Can I borrow a wifebeater?
What came first, the mexican or the mexican pizza from Taco Bell?
Do I have to keep making up questions?
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How come girls don't like it or think it's immature when a guy collects comic books? Why does that automatically make him a dork?
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ok
so yuh an organ donor?
blood type?
if i needed a kidney whould yuh gimme one?
at least help me get one?
can you tell me a song by greg kihn?
is it just me or is TK really slightly annoying and obsessive and a like kinky stalkerish?
hug me?
would you take Dr. Laura's place?
would you walk down the street and flash on coming traffic?
how come its called cow tipping and not coleentary cowsloughter?
how do i get the maximum amount of time possible with winged creature?
if you were stuck in a closet for an hour who would you want in there to entertain you?
ummm...whats phosophotidal?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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is it just me or is TK really slightly annoying and obsessive and a like kinky stalkerish?
Hey!
You're gonna regret those words, 'cause I'm leaving for two months right about... now!
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Hey!
You're gonna regret those words, 'cause I'm leaving for two months right about... now!
TK No Leave!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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why do snaeaky and chris oakley fuck?
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Because they can. Kinda like why dogs like their balls.
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Because they can. Kinda like why dogs like their balls.
ok two things
i thought you were trying to help me, not help dig the lying hole of oakley and i
second, why wouldn't dogs like their balls?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Are you getting tired of this yet or are you just glad it's slowed down the nudie pic demands a little?
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TK No Leave!
How sad... I'm your only source of amusement. 
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Whelp, I'm leaving! Just needed to update pic threads and check old PMs! BTW, you guys just choose which 16%-er you want to advance. I'm busy at the moment.
Oh yeah, a question...
Isn't it cool we get free porn for making threads in the Women Forum, Star?
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no not really there's other stuff.
just entertaining, been going through withdraw the last few days.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Do women enjoy making men feel miserable about themselves, or is it something that just happens?
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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Can a guy be too big down there?
Stareena says... Yes. Bigger is NOT always better.
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Gold Baron said:If she can't get her mouth around it, is that bad?
Stareena says... If you are wanting a blowjob, yep, I'd say that is bad.
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Gold Baron said:Would you like to try?
Stareena says... oh you guys will say anything....
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Why is the picture for this thread your wonderfully tasty chest?
Stareena says... Thank Mr.Kamphausen, that was not my decision....
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how come i'm damn cold
Stareena says… Cause Winter refuses to die
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when's my oompa loompa coming
Stareena says… they are on backorder, so a few more weeks
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will you come change a light bulb for me
Stareena says… sure
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when's dinner
Stareena says… pizza
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what you cooking
Stareena says… cooking? Who cooks?
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can i sleep over
Stareena says… Sure, but my room is a mess
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do my laundry
Stareena says… Why not, bring it over!
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if a 860 foot tall building makes a 120 foot shadow and a flag pole nearby makes a 20 foot shadow how tall is the flag pole.
Stareena says… Alaska
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can i get a ride from you tomrrow
Stareena says… If it is before 12, I have to be a work
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can i borrow some pants
Stareena says… your ass may not be as big as mine, bring a belt.
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what came first the chicken or the chicken enchilada
Stareena says… mmmmm enchiladas….
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do i have to keep asking questions
Stareena says… do you?
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How come i'm so damn hot?
Stareena says… genetics… go MOM and DAD
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When's my mogwai coming?
Stareena says… they are out of stock, you’ll need to pick something else, might I suggest a droid?
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TK-069 said:
Will you come wash my car for me?
Stareena says… sure..only in a white t shirt and daisy dukes and with seven of my closest friends
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When's brunch?
Stareena says… usually Sunday around 11
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What cocktail you mixin'?
Stareena says… Cosmopolitans, duh
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Can I sleep on top?
Stareena says… How did you know I have bunk beds?
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Do my homework?
Stareena says… nah…don’t like doing my own
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If a 860 foot tall building makes a 120 foot shadow and a flag pole nearby makes a 20 foot shadow, how long would it take for a loogie to hit a person down on the street?
Stareena says… Alaska!
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Can I get a ride from you today?
Stareena says… Changing the oil in my car today, so it may take me awhile (I’m doing it myself)
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Can I borrow a wifebeater?
Stareena says… <reserving comment per my attorney>
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What came first, the mexican or the mexican pizza from Taco Bell?
Stareena says… mmmmm Mexican pizza….
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Do I have to keep making up questions?
Stareena says… yes!
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How come girls don't like it or think it's immature when a guy collects comic books? Why does that automatically make him a dork?
Stareena says… Because some women feel it is something that boys do when they are…boys. And that some things are reserved for children. Plus some men get so wrapped up in their collections, they forget about anniversaries and even the fact they have a hot women around. When your birthday has been forgotten because a critical issue of Suicide Squad is out, you become a bit infuriated and tend to hold a grudge against all comicbook-kind.
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do i have to keep asking questions
Stareena says… do you?
Hooray, Socratic method! (I'm such a philosophy dork!)
Question: If I were thinner, taller, more muscular, dyed my hair, and looked different... would you have dinner with me?
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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If I were thinner, taller, more muscular, dyed my hair, and looked different... would you have dinner with me?
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is it true that if you punch someone in the armpit they'll shit themselves?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Why must I always wear my fucking heart on my sleeve?
Can I get an operation to replace my compassion and sensitivity for a bigger dick?
Who do you really really really really really want to punch in the face right now?
What happens when you sneeze with your eyes open?
If there was a auction, how much do you think I'd go for? Remember, I'm a mixed breed long-haired American, with a relunctant "softie" disposition and a biting sarcastic streak.
¿Comprende?
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What would you do if you had diplomatic immunity?
What would you rather go without for the rest of your days: bra or panties?
What three nouns best describe you? Three adjectives?
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 - Yuh think that's like what the insicle of a testicle looks like?
- Ain't it an ugly painting of Winged Creature.
- Dizzy yet?
- Ain't that neat?
- Would you believe I didn't cut off a finger doing it?
- Besides the fact that its not fully finished, and my bras kinda hanging out to the left, what's the first thing that comes to mind when looking at that?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Who's birthday is it today?
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Why isn't Star answering our questions? Too many guys are trying to get in her panties!
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Because I am always tired and am working doubles to make up for the hours I'll be missing for the movie.
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noooo!!! an answer!!! nooo!! that means the moons have alligned.....i'm gonna melt!!!!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Because I am always tired and am working doubles to make up for the hours I'll be missing for the movie.
Those bastards! Don't they know you have a cinematic destiny to fulfill? OK Ok, one more question:
Does this maneuver ever really make a girl all hot and bothered?
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