how come even though i get $580 a month i still end up short?
why do i have to be so damn pasty and practically glow i the dark?
got a tampon i can use?
when's the world gonna end
are we entering a new ice age or is global warming gonna drown us all?
does ear wax really build up due to headphones?
did a guy really get stuck in a pool filter in florida?
can the blind see in their dreams?
does hair really come in thicker when its shaved off?
whats more nasty: a bush of arm pit hair or cornroll legs?
if you were a canadain lesbian lumberjack which beer would you drink? would you wear flannel? would you have a mullet?
bingo or keno?
say i die and i leave you a dollar what would you use it for?
ok say i come back and die again, this time i leave you every missing sock in the world, would you tie Llance up, gag him and hang him from a bridge for me?
is it true that if i crack my knuckles they'll get bigger?
can you get me an oomp loompa and a purple monkey for my birthday?
when will men learn?
when will they become useless?
how come when i go to mc donals and get a shamrock shake an hour beofre close they always say the shake machineis broke?
would you rather suffer through "rent" "good" or a kindergarten production of a christmas carol?
how do i turn my bond fire pink, green or purple?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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