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TK-069 said:
How come i'm so damn hot?


Stareena says… genetics… go MOM and DAD

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TK-069 said:
When's my mogwai coming?


Stareena says… they are out of stock, you’ll need to pick something else, might I suggest a droid?

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TK-069 said:
Will you come wash my car for me?


Stareena says… sure..only in a white t shirt and daisy dukes and with seven of my closest friends

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TK-069 said:
When's brunch?


Stareena says… usually Sunday around 11

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TK-069 said:
What cocktail you mixin'?


Stareena says… Cosmopolitans, duh

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TK-069 said:
Can I sleep on top?


Stareena says… How did you know I have bunk beds?

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TK-069 said:
Do my homework?


Stareena says… nah…don’t like doing my own

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TK-069 said:
If a 860 foot tall building makes a 120 foot shadow and a flag pole nearby makes a 20 foot shadow, how long would it take for a loogie to hit a person down on the street?


Stareena says… Alaska!

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TK-069 said:
Can I get a ride from you today?


Stareena says… Changing the oil in my car today, so it may take me awhile (I’m doing it myself)

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TK-069 said:
Can I borrow a wifebeater?


Stareena says… <reserving comment per my attorney>

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TK-069 said:
What came first, the mexican or the mexican pizza from Taco Bell?


Stareena says… mmmmm Mexican pizza….

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TK-069 said:
Do I have to keep making up questions?


Stareena says… yes!

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Shiny!