Why must I always wear my fucking heart on my sleeve?
Can I get an operation to replace my compassion and sensitivity for a bigger dick?
Who do you really really really really really want to punch in the face right now?
What happens when you sneeze with your eyes open?
If there was a auction, how much do you think I'd go for? Remember, I'm a mixed breed long-haired American, with a relunctant "softie" disposition and a biting sarcastic streak.
¿Comprende?
