April 26th (part two)
Dear diary, today I made a fool of Mister Maxypulk. At first I felt very good, like when I think about sneaky bunny (can't figure out why I feel that way when I think about her since I obviously hate her), but then I started thinking and realized that mayhaps I may have gone too far. He is, after all, an incredibly sexy man. Could it be that I'm attracted to him and that's why I feel bad about making him pay? Maybe I'm homosexual... well, that would explain why I like Kurt Angle so much. And sneaky bunny.
