Name: Biz
Real Name: The Alarmingly Charming Biz Money (aka: The Intern)
Appearance: Biz is surprisingly normal-looking, considering he's the right-hand man to Chant. He's just a normal-looking 20-something, with trendy facial hair and piercing hazel eyes. Can hazel eyes be piercing? Well, at any rate, THESE two are. He has no tattoos, although he's talked about getting a tattoo dedicated to his boss at some point in the future. Unfortunately, the snag in that plan is Biz is terribly frightened of needles, seedy tattoo parlors, bald men with piercings in their nose and pain.
Costume: It's always changing, as Biz is constantly on the lookout for the perfect costume that says "Hey, look at me! I'm Biz and I'm, you know, like... I'm in a costume and I might be intimidating! Or I could possibly be mentally deficient! Give me candy! Or a hug!"
Powers: While it seems that Biz's primary power is annoyingly pointless chitter chatter, he's actually Alarmingly Charming. It's what makes him so damn cool with all the fellas. It's why Chant doesn't turn him into Tender Vittles for his cat (who's named, ironically, Mr. Happy Bubbles.) Unfortunately, Biz's powers do not work on the opposite sex. The lovely ladies are immune to his hypnotic gaze, which REALLY makes it hard for the guy to get dates. You try finding girls that want to go out with the top assistant to the guy who wants to create a world of blood, sweat and dismemberment.
Personality: Biz is good-natured, if not a little TOO eager to entertain. While enrolled at Rocket Science College, Biz neglected his Rocket Science Books instead watching way too much TV, reading way too many comic books and eating way too many processed cheeses. Around Chant he comes off as clingy and chatty and a little babbly; Around anyone else, Biz can either come off as an arrogant prick or the most entertaining guy in the room.
History: The Intern was your average every day Rocket Science College Student, 2 and a half years into his 12 year education when suddenly fate intervened. That's when The met Chant.
The was an escaped convict and Chant was a federal agent and they were locked in a trunk together. It was Out of Sight.
Chant saw in The Intern someone who he could make over in his own image. Someone he could hand the business over to when the time came. Someone he could perhaps love as a son. That only lasted for a few minutes though, and soon The Intern settled into his typical routine: Get Chant coffee, laugh menacingly when needed, don't make direct eye contact. While constructing his Ultimate Space Station of Impending Doom and Destruction, Chant got bored with the same ol' boring The Intern, so he decided to kick it up a notch, BAM!
Biz Money was born.
