My new proposal for RKMB user titles:

0-500 posts--Quirky but harmless
501-800 posts--Mildly disturbed
801-1200 posts--Seriously disturbed
1201-1700 posts--Severely disturbed
1701-2300 posts--Raving lunatic
2301-5000 posts--Hardcore psychotic
5001 or more posts--Gone postal