follow my directions carefully k?

  • stand up
  • drop pants
  • walk to electric pencil sharpener
  • stick dick in sharpener
  • leave in sharpener til passed out on floor
  • die
  • never come back to hte RKMB's
  • die again
  • grow sense of humour
  • die again


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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