Somehow, I doubt the Boston Red Sox would take an e-mail from you telling them that "Joe Mama says you suck" so personally they'd resort to illegal violence. They've had to put up with far worse and far more personal insults at Yankee Stadium than you've had directed at you in these forums, and have yet somehow managed to keep their composure and avoid resorting to excessive whining, violence, murder or even talking back.

And that's terrible.