Whys that Spidey so god damn fat? Is that Doc Oc. trying out some new skin tights....

Thanos is a good guy now, so i'd like to see him bitchslap Darkseid after his self esteem has plummeted after losing to Superman a few times

The insane Captain Marvel would be the ultimate. imagine seeing him humiliate Superman and crush Batman like he almost did to Thor

"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here. Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!" "So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children." "Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!" --Invader Zim